Broken hearted

i have no idea why i’m back again to tumblr lol -_- i left tumblr cos of some porno tumblr following me >.>

a-bsence:

Sex Is A Sensation, Caused By Temptation, To Cause Penetration, When A Guy Sticks His Location Into A Girls Destination, To Increase The Population, For The Next Generation, Do You Get My Explanation? Or Do You Need A Demonstration?

darlieecious:

haha Zoe…

(Source: facebook.com)

[x]You know how to make a pot of coffee

[] You keep track of dates using a calendar

[ ] You own a credit card

[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car 

[] You’ve done your own laundry

[ ] You can vote in an election 

[x] You can cook for yourself .

[ ] You think politics are interesting 

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[ ] You show up for school late a lot 

[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket

[] You’ve never gotten a detention

[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday

[x] You like to take walks by yourself 

[ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up 

[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week 

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x] You know how to do the dishes 

[ ] You can count to 10 in another language 

[ ] When you say you’re going to do something you do it 

[ ] You can mow the lawn 

[ ] You study even when you don’t have to

[ ] You have hand washed a car before 

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up 

[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name 

[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out 

[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don’t need

[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said

[x] You can type pretty quick 

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment 

[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party

[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.

[ ] You have more bills than you can pay

[x] You have been to the beach 

[x] You use the internet every day

[x] You have traveled overseas for more than 5 times

[ ] You make your bed in the morning 

[x] You realised people of the opposite sex might just make better friends. 

TOTAL: 14

*** Repost this with the subject as: I’m (how old you are) but I act like (what you got on the test) 

*** The number of people you have to tag is the number you got on the test